For many of you this is the first time you've heard from me in a few years, for the newer guys you're saying to yourself, "Who the hell is this?"

For those that might care, Wendy gave birth to twin girls August 13th. Shoot me an email if you want the details: josh_boyce@verizon.net.

-Josh-

Note: Congrats Boyce!

Hello again gents,

I was perusing the Behrend website and found that it had an article on the "New and Happenings" page to one of our brothers who recently moved to NYC to persue a dream and possible career working for Marvel Comcis. It is even an unpaid intership, which shows his willingness and dedication to moving to a such a busy and expensive city to follow a dream. Just wanted to put some congrats out there to Jason Juniewicz!

Here is the article.

http://www.behrend.psu.edu/newscal/news2007/jul-JasonJuniewicz.htm

Hi everyone. I wanted to see if anyone has any use for a 36" bathroom vanity that Nick and I (OK, that I) bought for our house- it's too big and we can't use it, and I can't take it back either....

If you come get it, it's yours. If anyone is interested, let us know.

As his pending nuptials draws near, plans have been set for a day of debauchery. The goal is to have Matt imbibe enough alcohol that he actual regains balance; no longer tripping over shadows. To this end, please let this serve as formal notice to all who choose to attend that we will meet at Sportsrock in the Strip District of Pittsburgh on the 9th day of September at 3:00 PM in the afternoon. We will take in the American Football contest between The Pennsylvania State University and the University of Notre Dame. Upon the conclusion of said event, we will make our way to the Rocks of McKees where we will further culture ourselves by reviewing the Pittsburgh Ballet. All are welcome to attend!

Hi all!

I am looking for Chris Kleivin. When I called the last number I had for him, a kind but non – bilingual Portuguese man answered and was of little help. It might not help that I lost my other phone again. I lost my cell phone again! I didn\'t mean to, and I tried to look for it, but I think it\'s in pieces on the road where it may have fallen out when I was changing a tire, or even worse, misplaced in my apartment with the batteries out and lost forever, like some library book that some stupid kid put back in the wrong place. There, but not really there. Or it I could have left it at Goodwill, where I was looking for some short sleeve shirts for the summer. I went to the mall, got my ears pounded by the crap they put on at Abercrombie and Fitch, and decided I didn\'t want to pay sixty bucks for a wrinkled shirt I could get at Goodwill for two-fifty. So I was proud of myself finding some good stuff very cheap, until . . . I lost my phone. Maybe some guy named Daryl is using my minutes right now, gloating over finding some asshole\'s cell and how when he gets that 50 cent an hour raise at Wal-Mart he\'s gonna buy that Dale Earnhardt Commemorative Plate.
Anyway, I need to contact Kleivin. null

Hey, all, it\'s been awhile, and most of you probably don\'t remember me. Remember Mikey tosses? Anyways, I need to find a new job. I graduated with an Advertising major, English minor and currently work for one of the nation\'s largest closed captioning corporations. But my job sucks and I\'m underpaid. So if anyone has possible Advertising, English, Marketing or proofreading opportunities, please let me know. And if you\'re looking for a job in communications and you have pretty decent writing skills, I can get you a job around Pittsburgh (not paying too much but with benefits and such). So, if you can help me or I can help you or if you\'re just one of the drunk asses that I partied with and wanna say hi, hit me up at michaelblicha@hotmail.com. I\'m one of them Chi folks. If the composite ever made it on the wall, look me up. I like what you guys did with the house, from what I can see. That sucks if you have to sell it...I\'d help you out, but like I said, I be poor.
Thanks, hope to hear from some of you. Maybe even you Henderson. Lata.

Steve Miller Band is playing Starlake Ampitheater on August 13th, 2005 at 8PM. Any one else going? We should tail gate a little. Rospierski, Judy, Reynolds, Herriott, and Sherman will be there. Call me if you plan to attend we'll fraternize (724) 779-3915.

Just wondering if anyone else is going to the Dave Matthews show on Saturday in Pittsburgh? Nikki (my wife) and I are going, so if anyone else will be there let me know.

Email- guentherb@84lumber.com
Cell- 724-622-6238

Hope everyone is well.

See ya\'

Barry

Note: Sorry this didnt get updated sooner

A little conversation for your happy hour. This site is dead. It\'s kind of a shame you put all of this work into it and it is totally useless. I check in about once a month. Hardly any news on the actives....no news on Alumni. It is hard for me to believe of over 200 members of this site nothing is going on in their lives. No new kids, no house, no new jobs, no one going to war, etc. The last alumni that made it on this site was Pokey..God Bless His Soul. And I might have never known if it wasn\'t for this site. When Heath (Main Campus Alumni) died in a chopper crash I didn\'t find out until it was posted in the Penn Stater.

If this thing is going to survive it needs to have substance. It could be a portal for all of us to connect in our lives. We all have gone our own ways but we have something in common....Sig Tau.

FYI this is not up on one person or ten people...is it up to over 200...Contribute.
Fletcher

Wishing you and yours a Happy Holiday Season!
And to our troops who are so far away from home, friends, and family this season. God Bless and God Bless America.

Recently heard about this for troops that have been wounded in action. Sounds like a great cause.

www.woundedwarriorproject.org

Wishing you and yours a Happy Holiday Season!
And to our troops who are so far away from home, friends, and family this season.

Well can?t fault me for trying.

In addition to the recent site member?s newsletter that goes out, I sent direct emails to over 140 email addresses I have. Wow, over 80 have returned back to me so far ( i know more to come!!) as undeliverable . Please email me any info you guys and gals have and get people to register on the site as the emails here seem to be more accurate at least.

I apologize for any duplicate emails that may have gone out as I was trying to be thorough.

To all the lost brothers remember Sig Tau.. its not just for life.. its forever. No dying to try to get away from us!

This is one of the best web sites I've ever seen. For those of you that know about the trailer trash site a few years back, this ranks up there with it, only much better. Hope you all enjoy. I know I laughed my ass off.

http://mirrors.soundspot.tv/war.htm

Just to let you guys all know, Paper St. is playing in Pittsburgh this weekend on Saturday, March 1st. According to Ray, they're the first act of the night so you might want to get there early!!! For future reference, check out their site at www.paperstmusic.com for upcoming shows, merchandice purchases, their new online forum, and so on!

Hope you guys can make it!

I wanted to let everyone know that Paper St. plays in Pittsburgh, PA again Saturday, March 1st at Nicks Fat City in the South Side. Come one come all and drink a ton while watching Ray's band light up the stage!!

You can always get their complete show schedule at www.paperstmusic.com. I'm in the middle of re-doing their entire website (with Lindner's help!!). If something's not working, let me know and I'll work on it.

Note: Come and get your free Amber Bock T-Shirts...

In case you guys don't know, and you probably don't, we are in the process of renovating the kitchen. We have the old floor tore out and are set to lay in some ceramic tile that Bosovich was nice enough to give us. That should be going in this weekend. We removed the lower and upper cabinents that lined the right side of the kitchen and also took out the kitchen closet. No one used the damn things and they were just places for people to throw crap in that no one uses. One other main project going on here, and one that you guys may be interested in and able to help us with, is the refinishing of what is left of the phat pad into a brothers only chapter room. And by brothers only, we mean brothers only... no bitches. A big thanks goes out to Dustin and Linder for getting the work going. We are closing off the old entrance to the phat pad near the furnace room and building a new door into it at the bottom of the stairs. We are hoping to turn it into a nice game room type setting with respectable furniture, flooring and ammenities. We have already acquired a pool table thanks to Laugeli and repainted the walls. We also have a bar that Henderson built for our apartment that we are planning to put in there. It'd be great if you guys could ask around and see if anyone has some quasi nice furniture that could be donated to us. We also will most likely have to buy a few items for the room such as lighting fixtures and stuff so if you don't feel like hunting down furniture and simply want to help defer the cost of these that would be appreciated also. Okay this has gotten quite long and i'm pretty much done rambling. Thanks for any help and come up and check out what we've been doing.

XcambyX

Note: Sounds like a good plan... I can't wait to see it.

Yeah, Yeah, I know I already put this under the calendar, but who looks at the stupid calender? I want to make sure that everyone knows about the graduation party on friday the 13th. E-Roc, Bob, and myself are finally getting out of here, and we are going out with a bang. I am fully expecting this to be a Phi reunion of sorts, it'd mean a lot to me and Bob if everyone could find their way back for a night.

Later, Snake

Ok this is getting pretty boring. Nothing is going on anywhere post worthy? Anyway, nice job with the halloween stuff Lindner. Did anyone ever tell you, you have way too much time on your hands. You should really get a job ;)

DUDE...........

I can testify that Farm Aid 2002 was a kick-ass show. If there's anyone who was there, they can testify that it was a rockin concert.
The Show had a variety of artists including but not limited to:

KID ROCK
WILLIE NELSON
NEIL YOUNG
DAVE MATTHEWS
JOHN MELLONCAMP
LEANN WOMACK (HOTTIE)
and a host of thers................

Note: Rock on!!

Some of you might remember that I was drowning in my own ignorance when it came to my internship. I was put in charge of converting Behrend's Greek Pages (a site for greek organizations) from ASP to ColdFusion. Long story short I didn't know what the ***** I was doing. I worried and thought I wasn't going to graduate for most of the summer. That's when I got an email from Buck. We set a weekend to get together and he ended up converting the whole site in about 2.5 hours. Needless to say I was quite relieved and we took the opportunity to get rip snortin' drunk. It just goes to show you once again that the brotherhood comes through in the clutch. Thanks again Buck.

Note: What else are brothers for...

***** you Lindner, the last thing I need is another web site with those damn pop-ups... I ***** HATE those. You Alumni and your stupid weekend aren't THAT important...

At least put a naked woman on it or something...

-Snake

Note: The popup was Rod's idea.... ill look into the naked woman.
-Lindner

Well, the semi-annual Snake/E-Roc Birthday Bash '02 went off without a hitch. OK... well... there were a few hitches, but what would a Sig Tau party be without those? I would like to thank Rod for breaking my mom's picture frame, as well as some of our patio furniture. He also deserves mention for sticking his head between my dad's legs for some reason... Cori did look jealous...
NIB Chris Laugelli aslo deserves mention for not only puking all over himself and my couch, but for also bringing a friend who puked in my house. Nice Chris...
I also would like to thank the 12 people who decided to test the capacity of my 6 person hot tub, causing all the electronics to short-out for the rest of the night.
Although the exact attendence at the Bash is unknown, there were at one point 18 cars next to my house, which is an Alexander household record. Woo-Hoo.
I need to thank Rod for the champagne, and also Bekah for the cake, much appreciated. Also Rod and my buddy Justin for the 9:45 quarter barrel run, ("That Half Barrel will be plenty of beer..." Rod says...Yea right). The Bohemian Beer company needs a shout out for the high quality "Boh Ice" ($6.99/Case) I got as backup. Thanks to everyone who showed up early and drank all day and cooked-out, Boyce for getting lost for like 3 hours or something ridiculous like that, then showing up, eating and leaving, everyone who came a long way to be there (George from Baltimore), everyone who brought tents (Snake-Stock '02), all the girls who DIDN'T hook up with me that night (cause I needed a break from that...), and my neighbors for not calling the cops (George).

I'm sure I'm forgetting some things, but I'm sure someone will remind me...

Note: Glad to hear no Sig Taus were hurt during the activites of the party
-Lindner

Here is the deal. For my internship I have to convert a site developed with ASP into ColdFusion. The biggest problem is that I can't even see the ASP site. I have is on a web server that supports asp but I still can't get it to work. If anyone out there can help me please send me an email. ejm170@psu.edu
Thanks,
Jay Mac

Well all my brothers, the time has come that good old Balls has to leave Behrend and venture out into the cold cruel world. No, they're not kicking my lazy ass out I'm graduating this summer. I hope to soon join the ranks of the alumni association and take my rightful place as an old bastard. I posted my website under web links check it out if you get a chance. Don't miss the graduation party this Friday. I hope to see everyone in town there. Later

In case any of you missed the Howard Stern radio show... Junior today claimed the world farting record by farting an amazing 464 times in 5 minutes thus destroying the old record of 225 set in 1999.

Come on guys, I know one of you can do better!

Where in the world is Dave Madl? Since his graduation Dave has disappeared into the unknown. He says he quit smoking and took up jogging, but some of us know the real truth and though it was our duty to inform the rest of you. He has actually moved back to Pittsburgh, doesn't have a job but yet seems too busy to talk to anyone he is or was brothers with, which can only leave one possible conclusion......He is spending all his time with a girl cleaning out his tank with a fellow pledge brother's sloppy seconds

Note: Madl has a history of sloppy seconds.

I appologise to Dave for this news from an Anonymous user. ALL further Anonymous stories are blocked. Though it is funny and will remain.