The long awaited video...
Boarts vs The Fence Need I say more.

From an email...................

I am passing this on to you because it has definitely worked for
me...

By following the simple advice I read in an article, I have finally found inner peace. The article read: "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started."

So I looked around the house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished... and before leaving the house this morning I finished off a bottle of red wine, a bottle of white wine, the Bailey's, Kahlua and Wild Turkey, some valium, some cheesecake and a box of chocolates.

You have no idea how freakin good I feel.... You must pass this on to
those you feel are in need of Inner Peace.

In case anyone is following the political process or just wants a good laugh.

http://www.jibjab.com/

http://www.teamabuse.com/toxic/stuff/swk.htm

Dennis' High school video has finally been found!

I just had to post this - check it out!

http://www.welovetheiraqiinformationminister.com/

Well it is the holidays.. and while this is not a holiday joke it is funny i think


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It was the first day of school and a new student named Suzuki, the son of a Japanese businessman, entered the fourth grade. The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American history. Who said 'Give me Liberty, or give me Death?'" She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Suzuki, who said "Patrick Henry, 1775."

"Very good! Who said 'Government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth?'" Again, no response except from Suzuki. "Abraham Lincoln, 1863"

The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed. Suzuki, who is new to our country, knows more about our history than you." She heard a loud whisper, "Screw the Japs." "Who said that?" she demanded. Suzuki put his hand up. "Lee Iacocca, 1982."

At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke." The teacher glared and asked "All right! Now, who said that?" Again, Suzuki said, "George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991."

Now furious, another student yelled, "Oh yeah? Suck this!" Suzuki jumped out of his chair waving his hand and shouted to the teacher, "Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!"

Now with almost a mob hysteria someone said, "You little shit. If you say anything else, I'll kill you." Suzuki frantically yelled at the top of his voice, "Gary Condit to Chandra Levy 2001."

The teacher fainted. As the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said, "Oh shit, we're in BIG trouble!" Suzuki said, "Arthur Andersen, 2002."

Note: This is a pretty old joke, but since nothing else has been posted in a while, what the hell....... Your welcome Madl