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A joke for all you alter boys out there! |
Gmoney
on Thursday, May 30, 2002 - 09:53 AM MST
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A Priest is at church hearing confession one day. The first man of the day enters the confessional and begins to speak.
" Father" he says " I have sined, commited adultry."
The Priest replies " My son go and say 10 hail marys and 10 our fathers, and your sins will be forgiven."
A second man enters the confessional and begins to speak.
"Father, I have sined. I have broken the commandment, Thou Shalt Not Steal."
The Priest replies " My son go and say 5 hail marys and 5 our fathers, and your sins wil be forgiven."
Now a third man enters and begins to speak.
"Father, I have sined. I have been getting blowjobs from little boys."
the Priest not knowing what to do, asks the man to wait there while he consults the Cardinal. the priest then enters the Cardinals and asks him:
"Cardinal what to you give for blowjobs from little boys."
The Cardinal looks at the Priest and replies:
"I give them 2 candy bars and a pepsi."
-This is a sick, sick world we live in
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