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Jokes: Kinger's Left Ear!
SigTau208 on Tuesday, May 21, 2002 - 04:06 PM MST
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A woman went to her doctor and said that she wanted an operation because her
vagina lips are much too large. She asked the doctor to keep the operation a
secret as she's embarrassed and doesn't want anyone to find out.

The doctor agreed. She woke up from her operation and found three roses
carefully placed beside her bed. Outraged, she immediately called in the
doctor and said," I thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my
operation!"

Don't worry," he said, "I didn't tell anybody. The first rose is from me. I
felt bad because you went through this all by yourself.

The second one is from my nurse. She assisted me with the operation, and she
had the operation done herself."

"Who is the third rose from?" she asked.

"Oh," said the doctor, that rose is from a guy upstairs in the burn unit. He
wanted to thank you for his new ears."

Next time you see Kinger, just think of this joke!





 
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Re: Kinger's Left Ear! (Score: 1)
by Buck on May 23, 2002 - 02:09 PM
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I fwd'ed this to my buddy, who just transfered up to Kohl's HQ last week and got this back:
Your message was not delivered to the recipient. E-mail and Internet usage is for Kohl's business purposes. Inappropriate language has been detected in your message by our mailsweeper. This information has been logged. You must refrain from using profanity or any other unprofessional terms. If you work for Kohl's your use of such language may result in you being contacted and if appropriate disciplinary action up to and including termination.




  
   


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