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Some simple humor for all you PSU Football Fans! |
mack
on Thursday, April 25, 2002 - 11:47 AM MST
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A Michigan fan , Ohio State fan and Penn State fan were all in Saudi Arabia sharing a case of booze they smuggled into the country.
All of a sudden, the Police burst in and arrested the trio. The mere possession of alcohol is a crime there, but for actually being caught consuming the booze, they were sentenced to DEATH!
After many months in court and some very good lawyers, they were able to plea bargain their sentence to life imprisonment.
By a stroke of luck, the day their trial ended, it was a Saudi national holiday. The extremely benevolent Sheik decided to release them all but only after they each received 20 lashes with a whip. Just before they began the whippings, the Sheik's wife reminded him it was her birthday. She asked him to grant each of the prisoners a wish before they were whipped.
The Ohio State fan was first beacuse he drank the least. He asked that a pillow be strapped to his back. It was done, but the pillow only lasted 10 lashes and he was carried away bleeding and screaming in pain.
The Michigan fan was next. He had drunk an entire fifth by himself. After watching the first beating, he said he wanted TWO pillows strapped to his back. Even the two pillows only lasted through 15 lashes and he was led away crying like a little girl.
The Penn State fan observed all this, but before he could say anything, the Sheik turned to him and said: "You support the greatest football team in the world; your alumni has some of ther most loyal football fans in the world. For this, you may have TWO wishes."
He thought awhile and then said to the Sheik, "Thank you, your Royal Highness.
In recognition of your kindness, I ask that you give me not 20 lashes, but make it 100 lashes!"
The Sheik said to him, "Not only are you an honorable, handsome and powerful man, but you are also very brave. If 100 lashes is what you desire, then so be it! Now, what is your second wish?"
"Tie the Michigan fan onto my back first", replied the Penn State fan.
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