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A Shower Joke |
Lindner
on Monday, December 23, 2002 - 07:56 PM MST
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Well it is the holidays.. and while this is not a holiday joke it is funny i think
Shower Time
How to Shower Like a Woman
1. Take off clothing and place it in sectioned
laundry hamper according
to lights and darks.
2. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If
you see husband
along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
3. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make
mental note to do
more sit-ups
4. Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg
cloth, long loofah,
wide loofah, and pumice stone.
5. Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo
with 43 added
vitamins.
6. Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
7. Condition your hair with grapefruit mint
conditioner enhanced with
natural avocado oil. Leave on hair for 15 minutes.
8. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub
for 10 minutesuntil
red.
9. Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and Jaffa
cake body wash.
10. Complain because your husband has been eating
your ginger nut and
Jaffa cake body wash.
11. Rinse conditioner off hair.
12. Shave armpits and legs.
13. Turn off shower.
14. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. Spray
mold spots with
Tilex.
15. Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a
small country. Wrap
hair in super absorbent towel.
16. Check entire body for zits, tweeze unwanted
hairs.
17. Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and
towel on head.
18. If you see husband along the way, cover up any
exposed areas.
How To Shower Like a Man
1. Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the
bed and leave them
in a pile.
2. Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see wife along
the way, shake
wiener at her making the 'woo-woo' sound.
3. Look at your manly physique in the mirror. Admire
the size of your
wiener and scratch your ass.
4. Get in the shower.
5. Wash your face.
6. Wash your armpits.
7. Blow your nose in your hands and let the water
rinse them off.
8. Make fart noises (real or artificial) and laugh at
how loud they
sound in the shower.
9. Spend majority of time washing privates and
surrounding area.
10. Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs
stuck on the soap.
11. Shampoo your hair.
12. Taste your wife's ginger nut and Jaffa cake body
wash.
13. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.
14. Pee.
15. Rinse off and get out of shower.
16. Partially dry off. Fail to notice water on floor
because curtain was
hanging out of tub the whole time.
17. Admire wiener size in mirror again.
18. Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor,
light and fan on.
19. Return to bedroom with towel around your waist.
If you pass wife,
pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the
'woo-woo' sound again.
20. Throw wet towel on bed.
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