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: Sianara Suckers!!!
Gmoney on Tuesday, July 02, 2002 - 02:00 PM MST
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Well fellas Independence Day is soon upon us and I just wanted to make sure to say farewell to everyone. I will be attending the fireworks display on the Mall in D.C. and I am sure that these will be my final moments. As I'm sure most of you have heard, there are terrorist attacks expected to take place on the 4th. I thought I should be an upstanding citizen of the great country of ours and not show fear by attending the annual display. Plus isn't going just half the fun. Sure seeing some fireworks would be great, but wouldn't seeing the washington monument or the capital being completely anhiliated be a little more exciting. After I american give me a little violence and I'm a happy man. I'm looking forward to having the tension in the air with everyone wondering if something is going to happen. It's like being at the Super Bowl with the game tied, only seconds remaining and Chris Brown kicking into the wind. Ya just never know whats going to happen. These things just make for a more interesting day. As for the terrorists, they can all blow themseleves up. Since moving here to the district I have crossed many a path the these people and you know what, THEY ALL SMELL BAD! Also they have a monopoly on cabs and you think Microsoft was bad. But enough ranting. I just wanted to say goodbye if the highly unlikely attack should wipe me clean of the face of the earth, but don't feel sorry for me cause I'll probably be so shitfaced I won't feel a thing.





 
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Re: Sianara Suckers!!! (Score: 1)
by Buck on Jul 02, 2002 - 02:38 PM
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During your final moments, ponder which has a better reflection the reflecting pool or Boarts' forehead


Re: Sianara Suckers!!! (Score: 1)
by SigTau208 (drmadl@hotmail.com)
on Jul 02, 2002 - 02:39 PM
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Do they smell worse than Ray?


Re: Sianara Suckers!!! (Score: 1)
by Lindner (blindner@psualum.com)
on Jul 02, 2002 - 05:41 PM
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All i know is I am in Miami... so im safe. Why would the terrorists attack the one place they can all hide and plot things at.

Ill tell Binladin's boys hello from you all




  
   


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