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Summer House Renovations! WOO HOO! |
Snake224
on Wednesday, June 19, 2002 - 09:40 AM MST
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As I'm sure some of the alumni and all of the actives are aware, a large hole has formed in the floor of the brotherhood room directly in front of the double bathroom. This has vexed the active chapter for some time now. The hole was created out of necessity during an in-house bottle rocket fight, to give the upstairs force a necessary tactical advantage (the upstairs totally KICKED ASS, BTW).
There has been much debate as to what to do about the 4 foor hole in the floor. Some wanted to patch it, some wanted a fireman's pole installed, and some wanted clear plexiglas installed so we could look up girls skirts as they left the bathroom. Finally however, a solution has been decided...
TWO WORDS....
ROPE SWING!
Brother Matt Henderson had this to say about the prospect of the rope swing. "(The swing would) Keep people out of the back hallway during parties. This means if your ***** (Including mine especially) wants a clean bathroom you can tell her drunk ass to play Indiana Jones and try to enter our temple of doom." Others had similiar attitudes about the floor, "Maybe i'll actually fix it this weekend...or maybe i'll get drunk who knows," said Jarrod Stanton, the current house manager.
A few pussies have expressed concern about the safety of the rope swing. They were promptly told to shut the ***** up. "The whole house is a safety violation", commented Tim Haring, a summer resident of the house. Aaron Rospeirski, alumni association liason to the active brotherhood, cantacted me and had this to say on the matter: "Consider this official notice. The floor in the brotherhood bathroom MUST be... a gaping hole... approximately 3 foot in diameter now... ANY QUESTIONS?" Yes, that is a direct quote from Aaron.
We would like to thank the alumni once again for their support on this matter.
Fraternally,
Ryan Alexander
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Re: Summer House Renovations! WOO HOO!
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by Snake224 on Jun 19, 2002 - 08:33 PM
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Sorry Aaron, Couldn't resist...
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Our plans for the oooohhhh sooooo wonderful kitchen
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by Rod (jarrodstanton@hotmail.com)
on Jun 20, 2002 - 03:47 PM
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We need some fuckin rich alumni to die and leave us somekind of inheritence like the fraternity in Meadville at Allegheny. I have a few names coming to mind that we could knock off, but I dont think they wouldn't bring much to the table. I'm at work right now working on a fraternity house kitchen, like the one that those alumni owww so want for the house...dream on! If they want one that is stainless steel like the one i'm working on...***** that we might as well remortgage the house to drop the $30,000 for it. And this kitchen is smaller than the phat pad. So for now cook in the filth and the trampoline floor, thanks to Tim Haring and his GODDAMN lizards.
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